A Dog's Life

Bed and breakfast
Every day,
For a safe, happy home
While you are away.
The family, staff and kids
Will all play with your pets,
So be warned,
He might want to stay!

When he goes home
With a bounce and a sheen,
And the neighbour's dog
Asks him where he has been,
With a grin on his face and a wag in his tail,
He'll say he's been partying
At Dargle Dale!